Here’s Something Else to Worry About!
Hey parents! Here’s something else that you should be freaked out about when it comes to your children and the internet. From today’s Gizmodo:
If you buy software to protect your kids from the scary parts of the internet, you should be careful that it’s not spying on their private conversations for profit. Because that’s exactly what they’ve been doing.
Much as I love the internet, I don’t think I’ll be letting my as-yet-unconceived children get near it until their 43rd birthday.
Google Maps Monopoly

image © Hasbro
Go ahead and make all of the obvious jokes. Tomorrow, Google and Hasbro are releasing Monopoly City Streets, which turns the entire world into one giant game of Monopoly. It’s a capitalist dream, and it might be the only way you’ll actually be able to buy or sell a house in this economy.
The Internet’s Baby Pictures
Saw this a couple of days ago and forgot to post it until just now. From Gizmodo:
The image above shows the log entry of the first meaningful connection between two computer nodes. It happened on October 29, 1969. However, the very first heart beat, the first actual connection in which bits were exchanged between two hosts happened 40 years ago today.
Happy (belated) 40th birthday, internet. Hopefully by the time you’re 50, Hallmark will make a card for that.
Google Zombie Map
This might be the best use of Google Maps ever: a map that shows the real-world locations of all of the appearances, deaths, events and locations from Robert Kirkman‘s excellent comic book series, The Walking Dead. Click on the icons in the left navigation bar to jump to their locations on the map, plus scanned panels from the comic.
If you haven’t read the comic, what are you waiting for? The AMC series based on the comic might be as little as 18 months away. You’ve spent the last two and a half years pretending that you were hip enough to start watching Mad Men from the first episode and living in fear that someone will discover that you devoured both seasons on DVD within the last six months. Don’t miss your chance to get in on the ground floor with this one.
(Thanks to Darren for bringing this to my attention.)
Overcompensating
Overcompensating is the best webcomic in America. Are you reading it? Why not?
iPhone Face Collection
Just a quickie update today, as I delve deep into the guts of my latest book. Today’s Gizmodo has reposted all of the iPhone “face” wallpapers for your downloading pleasure. There’s also a nifty accompanying article recounting the origin of iPhone smiley face dude. Nineteen classic little bits of clever techie art, and free to anyone who wants ‘em. Can’t say fairer than that.
A Bit of Perspective
And while I’m talking about the homebrew community (which is too often used as a fig leaf by software and media pirates), here’s a rather stunning article from today’s Gizmodo:
I’m outraged that the Obama administration is supporting the RIAA on the case against Jammie Thomas, a single mother of four who has to pay them $1.92 million for downloading songs. That’s more expensive than murder and six other crimes[...]
Heck, you can do all these crimes, and the total amount will be only $2.2 million. Of course, you can’t really quantify years spent in prison using dollars, but I don’t care. The case of Jammie—and many like hers—is still absolutely outrageous.
Now look, I’m rather a fan of the Obama administration in general, and I don’t even want to think about how much of my work has been stolen over the years, from the software I’ve helped to create to the strategy guides that wind up retyped on FAQ sites a week after they come out. But this is silly.
Laying the Smack Down
Here’s a bit of video game inside baseball for those who have any interest in such things: For as long as I can remember, a certain website has always had the exclusive first look at THQ’s WWE SmackDown vs. Raw series of wrestling games. That franchise is particularly near and dear to my heart, since I wrote the storylines and dialogue for it for five years, and I’ve written or co-written almost every WWE strategy guide that’s come out in the past decade. Plus, several good friends of mine continue to work on the series, and now that I’m no longer mucking up the game design process, they’re accomplishing some fantastic results.
Whether you’re a fan of the WWE product or not, there’s no denying that there’s an enormous fan base out there who will hungrily devour every scrap of information about it, especially when it comes to the games. So I was more than a little miffed when the aforementioned website, after enjoying months of page-view-padding exclusive looks at WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2009, crapped all over it with a C+ review that complained of a general “been there, done that” feel to the game—but never once considered that that might be due to the fact that they’d been playing it for nearly six months by the time the review came out. It seemed like a classic case of familiarity breeding contempt, and it was especially frustrating, because I truly believed that SvR09 was a big leap forward from the previous year’s installment, and I’d like to think that I was in a pretty good position to judge such things.
So it was with no small amount of amusement that I saw today that Gamespot.com had been given the exclusive first look at SmackDown vs. Raw 2010, while that other website has to content itself with posting the box art for the new game.
Game over? You’re damn right it’s over.
(Disclaimer: I have no dog in the race between GameSpot or its competitors. I also haven’t spoken with anyone involved in the production or marketing of the game, so I might be completely off-base with my observations here, which are solely my own opinions. Take ‘em with a grain of salt—or a chair to the head.)












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