New TV Show Ideas
Joyce and I came up with two new reality show concepts last night. I’m posting them so that no one can steal them from us. Also, so that she can’t steal them from me:
G-8 PUB CRAWL: The leaders of the seven most powerful nations on earth (and Canada) fly from city to city on a worldwide bender. Last one standing is granted most favorable trade status by the others. Also, he can no longer pretend that Laura made him quit drinking when he turned 40.
(TO BE NAMED LATER): Four guys go into rough small-town bars on a Friday night and instigate trouble. We’re not sure of the legality of it, but we think that as long as they don’t throw the first punch or overtly threaten anyone, we’re covered. One of the guys is a mixed martial artist. The others are just wiseasses. Working title: “Three Pussies and a Gracie.”
what about New Hampshire’s All Right if You Don’t Mind Fighting? The theme’s already written.
sorry. I got the title wrong, blew the joke. My bad.